the thread about nothing...

31,201
24,535
Joined Oct 8, 2002
Mann check this out bruh. (Long read but I included gifs. :D )

So about 2 months ago, the girl downstairs had kinda(not really) a hard break up with her bf. It’s was on some stupid ****. She saw he was looking at ********, got jealous and messaged some dude on snap her bf was going to be out of town..IN FRONT of her bf. My neighbor is a 25 year old awg, privileged, spoiled, rich parents ect. She’s...aight. She cleans up good, I’ll give her that. We got pretty cool. We both smoke so that and her fine *** homegirl was the bonding point, but really I’m cool on THAT based of her ex situation. Between covid and her break up we’ve been kicking it more often. Smoking and drinking on my balcony, talking about all the **** NT has been talking about. Covid, George Floyd, BLM, Natalie Rivera, politics all that. So last Thursday, a girl I mess with that lives out of town hit me up talking about she’s in Beaumont, driving back and wanted somewhere to “lay her head”.
587A5F9D-05EE-4C9F-989C-169E6C75A09D.gif

I think most of us know what that means. I’m like bet, she keeps trying to talk. I got 2k in one ear and her in the other. Then I hear someone scream my name outside. I hit everyone with the “Let me hit you back..”. I’m thinking something has went down and somebody needs help. I get outside and this ***** is just like “what’s up” *head nod*. I ain’t even get mad. Me and my boy will call each other at work randomly and just be like “what you doing?” :lol:. Anyway, she come up with some weed for me to roll up. She starts this speech about how I’m such a good guy and a good friend and how sex would mess it all up. Whole time she giving me this speech I’m in my head like...
C0750100-8F8B-453F-9C8D-4FDBFBB7E4C6.gif

DE3BA995-B67A-464D-AF26-797BBDE7A218.gif

I know IM capable but she’s already proven she’s not emotionally mature enough with what went down with her ex. I’m not even..I’m too old. She still going on, I’m just waiting on her to finish like.
860F92B7-DB76-4AAC-8F0E-A1452E7F40D7.gif

At the upmost greatest timing, my phone rings. It ol girl from out of town saying she’s 5 minutes away. She asking jokingly “Is that one of your o’s?” “Yes, actually it is, she’s about to pull up.” This heifer keeps smoking her cigarette. Then I hit her with “BYE.” She scoots on out and later, I catcher peeking through the window trying to see who I’m with. Then I don’t see her for two days.

Last night she calls me to come chill. I step outside. She looks like she’s been out. She was all done up and **** faced. She starts talking about her friends, makes some analogy that actually made sense, I got it and she says she’s glad I understand her. From that point on....complete incoherent babbling. She kept jumping from point without actually making a point. She kept bring up some Taylor Swift song saying the worst thing I ever did was wake up next to you and then talking about my balcony has a view she likes and she just doesn’t “select” anyone, back to Taylor Swift and something is not in her so say can’t just say it. At first I thought she was just drink and venting. This bluffing *** ***** trying to get me to smash.
32286259-BDF7-4F1A-A63D-09F5A0E115A8.gif
Cliffs; Spoiled brat awg wants the d but is too childish to even pull that off. Also, something about women dropping hints to get me to get at them rubs me the wrong way every time. Just be nice and cool, maybe even flirt a bit, but I ain’t stupid ***** if I want you I’ll make a move.
 
26,915
13,829
Joined Jul 22, 2012
Mann check this out bruh. (Long read but I included gifs. :D )

So about 2 months ago, the girl downstairs had kinda(not really) a hard break up with her bf. It’s was on some stupid ****. She saw he was looking at ********, got jealous and messaged some dude on snap her bf was going to be out of town..IN FRONT of her bf. My neighbor is a 25 year old awg, privileged, spoiled, rich parents ect. She’s...aight. She cleans up good, I’ll give her that. We got pretty cool. We both smoke so that and her fine *** homegirl was the bonding point, but really I’m cool on THAT based of her ex situation. Between covid and her break up we’ve been kicking it more often. Smoking and drinking on my balcony, talking about all the **** NT has been talking about. Covid, George Floyd, BLM, Natalie Rivera, politics all that. So last Thursday, a girl I mess with that lives out of town hit me up talking about she’s in Beaumont, driving back and wanted somewhere to “lay her head”.
587A5F9D-05EE-4C9F-989C-169E6C75A09D.gif

I think most of us know what that means. I’m like bet, she keeps trying to talk. I got 2k in one ear and her in the other. Then I hear someone scream my name outside. I hit everyone with the “Let me hit you back..”. I’m thinking something has went down and somebody needs help. I get outside and this ***** is just like “what’s up” *head nod*. I ain’t even get mad. Me and my boy will call each other at work randomly and just be like “what you doing?” :lol:. Anyway, she come up with some weed for me to roll up. She starts this speech about how I’m such a good guy and a good friend and how sex would mess it all up. Whole time she giving me this speech I’m in my head like...
C0750100-8F8B-453F-9C8D-4FDBFBB7E4C6.gif

DE3BA995-B67A-464D-AF26-797BBDE7A218.gif

I know IM capable but she’s already proven she’s not emotionally mature enough with what went down with her ex. I’m not even..I’m too old. She still going on, I’m just waiting on her to finish like.
860F92B7-DB76-4AAC-8F0E-A1452E7F40D7.gif

At the upmost greatest timing, my phone rings. It ol girl from out of town saying she’s 5 minutes away. She asking jokingly “Is that one of your o’s?” “Yes, actually it is, she’s about to pull up.” This heifer keeps smoking her cigarette. Then I hit her with “BYE.” She scoots on out and later, I catcher peeking through the window trying to see who I’m with. Then I don’t see her for two days.

Last night she calls me to come chill. I step outside. She looks like she’s been out. She was all done up and **** faced. She starts talking about her friends, makes some analogy that actually made sense, I got it and she says she’s glad I understand her. From that point on....complete incoherent babbling. She kept jumping from point without actually making a point. She kept bring up some Taylor Swift song saying the worst thing I ever did was wake up next to you and then talking about my balcony has a view she likes and she just doesn’t “select” anyone, back to Taylor Swift and something is not in her so say can’t just say it. At first I thought she was just drink and venting. This bluffing *** ***** trying to get me to smash.
32286259-BDF7-4F1A-A63D-09F5A0E115A8.gif
Cliffs; Spoiled brat awg wants the d but is too childish to even pull that off. Also, something about women dropping hints to get me to get at them rubs me the wrong way every time. Just be nice and cool, maybe even flirt a bit, but I ain’t stupid ***** if I want you I’ll make a move.
Great story and execution of gifs lol
 

Ingenious Bastard

formerly ingenious nick
4,079
4,093
Joined Feb 12, 2013
Mann check this out bruh. (Long read but I included gifs. :D )

So about 2 months ago, the girl downstairs had kinda(not really) a hard break up with her bf. It’s was on some stupid ****. She saw he was looking at ********, got jealous and messaged some dude on snap her bf was going to be out of town..IN FRONT of her bf. My neighbor is a 25 year old awg, privileged, spoiled, rich parents ect. She’s...aight. She cleans up good, I’ll give her that. We got pretty cool. We both smoke so that and her fine *** homegirl was the bonding point, but really I’m cool on THAT based of her ex situation. Between covid and her break up we’ve been kicking it more often. Smoking and drinking on my balcony, talking about all the **** NT has been talking about. Covid, George Floyd, BLM, Natalie Rivera, politics all that. So last Thursday, a girl I mess with that lives out of town hit me up talking about she’s in Beaumont, driving back and wanted somewhere to “lay her head”.
587A5F9D-05EE-4C9F-989C-169E6C75A09D.gif

I think most of us know what that means. I’m like bet, she keeps trying to talk. I got 2k in one ear and her in the other. Then I hear someone scream my name outside. I hit everyone with the “Let me hit you back..”. I’m thinking something has went down and somebody needs help. I get outside and this ***** is just like “what’s up” *head nod*. I ain’t even get mad. Me and my boy will call each other at work randomly and just be like “what you doing?” :lol:. Anyway, she come up with some weed for me to roll up. She starts this speech about how I’m such a good guy and a good friend and how sex would mess it all up. Whole time she giving me this speech I’m in my head like...
C0750100-8F8B-453F-9C8D-4FDBFBB7E4C6.gif

DE3BA995-B67A-464D-AF26-797BBDE7A218.gif

I know IM capable but she’s already proven she’s not emotionally mature enough with what went down with her ex. I’m not even..I’m too old. She still going on, I’m just waiting on her to finish like.
860F92B7-DB76-4AAC-8F0E-A1452E7F40D7.gif

At the upmost greatest timing, my phone rings. It ol girl from out of town saying she’s 5 minutes away. She asking jokingly “Is that one of your o’s?” “Yes, actually it is, she’s about to pull up.” This heifer keeps smoking her cigarette. Then I hit her with “BYE.” She scoots on out and later, I catcher peeking through the window trying to see who I’m with. Then I don’t see her for two days.

Last night she calls me to come chill. I step outside. She looks like she’s been out. She was all done up and **** faced. She starts talking about her friends, makes some analogy that actually made sense, I got it and she says she’s glad I understand her. From that point on....complete incoherent babbling. She kept jumping from point without actually making a point. She kept bring up some Taylor Swift song saying the worst thing I ever did was wake up next to you and then talking about my balcony has a view she likes and she just doesn’t “select” anyone, back to Taylor Swift and something is not in her so say can’t just say it. At first I thought she was just drink and venting. This bluffing *** ***** trying to get me to smash.
32286259-BDF7-4F1A-A63D-09F5A0E115A8.gif
Cliffs; Spoiled brat awg wants the d but is too childish to even pull that off. Also, something about women dropping hints to get me to get at them rubs me the wrong way every time. Just be nice and cool, maybe even flirt a bit, but I ain’t stupid ***** if I want you I’ll make a move.
The part about her peeking out the window got me. :rofl:

I definitely wouldn't smash. Too close to home, and too emotional.
 
31,201
24,535
Joined Oct 8, 2002
The TV is in “stories” in the break room and a young girl is giving birth. She does a *air quotes* labor pain scream *air quotes*. That **** sounded like the exact opposite. Everyone in here turned and looked at the TV. You can even the “mother” in the scene fighting back a laugh. One of the ladies in here says, “You know she ain’t got no kids..” :lol: :lol:
 
34,895
8,977
Joined Jul 29, 2005
Mann check this out bruh. (Long read but I included gifs. :D )

So about 2 months ago, the girl downstairs had kinda(not really) a hard break up with her bf. It’s was on some stupid ****. She saw he was looking at ********, got jealous and messaged some dude on snap her bf was going to be out of town..IN FRONT of her bf. My neighbor is a 25 year old awg, privileged, spoiled, rich parents ect. She’s...aight. She cleans up good, I’ll give her that. We got pretty cool. We both smoke so that and her fine *** homegirl was the bonding point, but really I’m cool on THAT based of her ex situation. Between covid and her break up we’ve been kicking it more often. Smoking and drinking on my balcony, talking about all the **** NT has been talking about. Covid, George Floyd, BLM, Natalie Rivera, politics all that. So last Thursday, a girl I mess with that lives out of town hit me up talking about she’s in Beaumont, driving back and wanted somewhere to “lay her head”.
587A5F9D-05EE-4C9F-989C-169E6C75A09D.gif

I think most of us know what that means. I’m like bet, she keeps trying to talk. I got 2k in one ear and her in the other. Then I hear someone scream my name outside. I hit everyone with the “Let me hit you back..”. I’m thinking something has went down and somebody needs help. I get outside and this ***** is just like “what’s up” *head nod*. I ain’t even get mad. Me and my boy will call each other at work randomly and just be like “what you doing?” :lol:. Anyway, she come up with some weed for me to roll up. She starts this speech about how I’m such a good guy and a good friend and how sex would mess it all up. Whole time she giving me this speech I’m in my head like...
C0750100-8F8B-453F-9C8D-4FDBFBB7E4C6.gif

DE3BA995-B67A-464D-AF26-797BBDE7A218.gif

I know IM capable but she’s already proven she’s not emotionally mature enough with what went down with her ex. I’m not even..I’m too old. She still going on, I’m just waiting on her to finish like.
860F92B7-DB76-4AAC-8F0E-A1452E7F40D7.gif

At the upmost greatest timing, my phone rings. It ol girl from out of town saying she’s 5 minutes away. She asking jokingly “Is that one of your o’s?” “Yes, actually it is, she’s about to pull up.” This heifer keeps smoking her cigarette. Then I hit her with “BYE.” She scoots on out and later, I catcher peeking through the window trying to see who I’m with. Then I don’t see her for two days.

Last night she calls me to come chill. I step outside. She looks like she’s been out. She was all done up and **** faced. She starts talking about her friends, makes some analogy that actually made sense, I got it and she says she’s glad I understand her. From that point on....complete incoherent babbling. She kept jumping from point without actually making a point. She kept bring up some Taylor Swift song saying the worst thing I ever did was wake up next to you and then talking about my balcony has a view she likes and she just doesn’t “select” anyone, back to Taylor Swift and something is not in her so say can’t just say it. At first I thought she was just drink and venting. This bluffing *** ***** trying to get me to smash.
32286259-BDF7-4F1A-A63D-09F5A0E115A8.gif
Cliffs; Spoiled brat awg wants the d but is too childish to even pull that off. Also, something about women dropping hints to get me to get at them rubs me the wrong way every time. Just be nice and cool, maybe even flirt a bit, but I ain’t stupid ***** if I want you I’ll make a move.
I miss good stories on NT....

This also makes me realize, the older I get the more I see people are so full of ****
 
Top Bottom
  AdBlock Detected

Sure, ad-blocking software does a great job at blocking ads, but it also blocks some useful and important features of our website. For the best possible site experience please take a moment to disable your AdBlocker or head over to our upgrade page to donate for an ad-free experience Upgrade now