You are in hell

アキラ

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You are in hell but if you beat the devil in a game of your choice he will let you out, what game would you pick?

keep in mind he knows everything you've done in your whole life

me:





thread from reddit
 
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i'm rusty now...but I trust my tron/taskmaster/sent team in vanilla mvc3. I had and still remember a few touch of death combos. umvc3 (but I was iller in vanilla).


and with practice he can't touch me in mvc or mvc2.
I got him in tekken 6 too. I trust my Alisa. and og killer instinct and vf5fs.

he can't beat me in a 100% speed run of:
dkc2
smb3
smw

etc.

I would toast his ***.
 
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When I die, **** it, I wanna go to hell
'Cause I'm a piece of ****, it ain't hard to ****in' tell
It don't make sense, goin' to heaven with the goodie-goodies
Dressed in white, I like black Timbs and black hoodies
gotta take the time and energy to appreciate these lyrics by Mr. Wallace
 
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Idk some Clark griswold game, pick a number or choose which hand. Better yet straight 2 face flip a coin, you live.... or you dieeee
 
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Checkers.
I'd say COD4, but if he's a quick-scoper I'm gonna be super irritated.
 

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Devil is the type of dude to run Akimbo Model 1886's sniping you across the map with the shotty the second you're in sight

You can zero sum tic-tac-toe with a 100% success rate, im trying to put y'all on game
 

Top Boy

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So based on storylines, he is the 2nd most capable entity in the history of time.

But yall dudes are expecting to best himat Tic Tac Toe?

Cool
My guy, tic-tac-toe is extremely easy to force a draw 100% of the time

Going first? Corners or mid
Going second? Corners or mid
After that, block

Congrats, you can now stalemate anyone you play in tac-tac-toe for the remainder of your life
 
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You gonna challenge him to 21?

He'd pin your **** time after time.

He'd have you playing ball for the rest of eternity like the monstars were gonna make MJ play ball if they won.
If he can fly, I don't see how I could realistically stand a chance.

Again, this man convinces us to rob banks without body armor, you little earthly skills are no match for his abilities.
 
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My guy, tic-tac-toe is extremely easy to force a draw 100% of the time

Going first? Corners or mid
Going second? Corners or mid
After that, block

Congrats, you can now stalemate anyone you play in tac-tac-toe for the remainder of your life
And what makes you think he can't/won't use telepathy to manipulate YOUR moves?
 
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